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<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>

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    This makes the ending slightly less tragic.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for National Geographic Break Open Geodes. Screw lottery tickets, I am buying dozens of these and cracking them open until I find a diamond. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0160JB7IS/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_2PA0ETKXVJY1595BV44S?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=c168d7583b6a5233613e55c8282d7260&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    LeBron makes a good point.

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    That explains a lot.

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    This morning&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for these Cherry Measuring Spoons. Whenever I use them I say &quot;And now, the cherry on top&quot;. It&#39;s mildly amusing the first time you hear it and then gets exponentially more irritating. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01IRAS876/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_43WE1SYPTYTESZ15PMNB?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=4c8ef42ebb013c927eb8913b782e97ad&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    That&#39;s a good idea.

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    What a legend.

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    Dogs are too good.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Fox Costume. For people who aren&#39;t furries but are just a little furrycurious. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGKQ538Y/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_J4GPPRKSVR9R63CW3937?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=ed17e1f580c67fbd3f4c9a5813a23c42&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    It simply can&#39;t be done.

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    That makes sense.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for Black Heroes: A Black History Book for Kids. Get a copy before the government erases Black History from public schools. I&#39;m only half joking. A quarter joking. It will probably be a headline we wake up to in the morning. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1641527048/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_YTY5XRX4KTXTZ10P0DMJ?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=2c95b418cb1827fd73cc81d290e3396c&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    Incredible.

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    That blows my mind.

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    This morning&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Fire Pit &amp; Heater. Finally, the combination we&#39;ve all been asking for. Because if there is one thing fire lacks, it&#39;s heat. Obviously. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDMBP1BM/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_ZCEW5M6CHBPARNC1D5SK?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=f53ebd3b3c4a5a32496980c9af57d5d9&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    Please don&#39;t forget this.

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    It&#39;s about time.

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    We made a comic about the moon.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Axolotl Night Light. What do you call a baby axolotl? An axolittle. Well it&#39;s been fun folks, I&#39;ll see myself out. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DT3S44DV/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_NHTAH6YEPDDDPAGB7VWH?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=55f909ea360740714036e7ef88e08a9d&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    Please stay calm everyone, all air travel will resume as soon as our engineers finish explaining to the new AI system that planes enjoy being in the sky.

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    Finance Bro: The stock market is incredibly complex, I&#39;d try to explain it to you but I doubt you&#39;d understand heh heh. *new headline about another Jensen Huang affair* Finance Bro: Eh she&#39;s not that hot, I&#39;m gonna sell.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for these Avocado Hand Warmers. The heat might warm your hands, but the smile will warm your heart. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GWR5MRH3/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_EVTZWY955R9E39CYNR43?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=a9d3d60858fb2920c4ba87310ec28ba0&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    Science, bitch.

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    I wonder why.

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    This morning&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Beardy Dish Brush. I respect this realistic take on gnomes, because if gnomes were real then humanity would immediately force this smaller, weaker species into subservience and make them clean for us. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYSN9Q8R/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_QPGAA0BKNFZQ5G5EBWFX?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=276037594565efd084fa803d27d4533c&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    That blows my mind.

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    Despicable.

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    I feel duped.

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    Someone complained that I&#39;ve been posting about cats too much lately, so tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &quot;Easily Distracted by Cats &amp; Side Quests&quot; T-shirt. Keep the complaints coming buddy, there&#39;s more where this came from. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP5ZZCJG/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_81Z7G4E89CEYYT73H7M2?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=488c5cc38dc6318ec940e31cdd10ef64&amp;gaOptInStatus=true

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    I love Rami Malek.